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(Source: redeyesdontlie)

Bros to follow if you hate mine.

sardonicpuppeteer:

realslimstrider:

sardonicpuppeteer
fortunatossoliloquy
onlyapuppetmaster
thefuckingpuppetmaster
broisthenewthing
threptictigerism
topedotestification
voicemailbombthreats
stridebeatdown
galactictempo

…

Except I’m not Bro Strider.

I’m Bran Scordato.

jamesstrider:

fellatiouspuppeteer replied to your post: I’M ALWAYS FREE.

Wow bullshit Im gonna cry.

fellatiouspuppeteer replied to your post: Wow James Strider back on my dash. Now Ive seen everything.

You arent allowed to leave again.

Im gonna SHIT.

Would it be unethical to set up a camcorder in the closet to film sex with Samedi.

I have a blog too you better follow my rules.

1. No clothes on Tumblr. Must be naked to blog.
2. No kids allowed.

Anonymous asked: We have rules of tumblr to keep people like you off our site, asshole. Go back to facebook.

Youre fucking retarded arent you.

Lets take a wild guess at how you got onto Tumblr anon. Because you werent fucking born on here and you didnt type the url on your own. You were either linked to it by some other dickwad or you stumbled upon it while googling some stupid bullshit that youve since renounced to look cooler.

There are no rules of Tumblr that we all have to reblog. This isnt some fight club bullshit and if it was no one would be allowed on because were all collectively ruining it.

Thinking that you’re special or cool or that Tumblr is your site because you have a blog is stupid. Youre stupid. Look at yourself right now. You literally think youre important because you have

A

Blog.

Get out.

“Rules of Tumblr” more like shut the fuck up and stop thinking you’re something special for being on this site.

(Source: dontworryimareptilian)

Crying alone with rum because no one will hook me up with a dealer or smoke with me.

thefuckingpuppetmaster:

fellatiouspuppeteer liked your post: thebrodaciousone replied to your post: it’s…

good luck finding me, shit-taco. terrebonne parish is fucking huge.

You rude motherfucker I just want to find a nice place down there.